Lyrics

The Air Guitar Song (song lyrics)

Verse

I left my baby for another girl,
took my air guitar out to see the world,
oh so much easier to stow away on a big jet plane.

When we hit the stage it was all the rage,
like a nuclear bomb blowing outer space,
oh check it out here’s a taste, give it to ‘em.

Woo hoo, so good!

But when I came back home, she was all strung out,
poor there guitar, she was fretting about,
how I played her solo, so alone, so she sang me this song

Bridge

We used to rock and roll we used to rock and roll together,
but now we rock and roll to never
you and me, we’re done

Oh ho ho ho, we ain’t done yet,
we just getting started,
I think we should get sexy like we used to,
check this out.

So I picked her up at the pickup,
laid it down for you to lick up yeah!

Turn our knobs up to eleven,
turned our love into a weapon yeah!

From your neck down to your body,
I have control and I’m feeling naughty,
this ain’t pretend, just strap in, cause I pick you,
and nothing else will do!

Chorus

We could rock and roll, we could rock and roll together,
we could rock and roll forever, you and me

Bridge 2

Then I had the ultimate dream,
best triple threat that there’s ever been,
both my guitars on the same team, woah!

Like a three-way sex demon, fill your ear holes with rock and roll semen, yeah!

Chorus

We could rock and roll, we could rock and roll together,
we could rock and roll forever, you and me

Eat some rocky road, we could eat a bowl together,
but first we’ll smoke a bowl together and get a treat, something sweet.

Or eat some cookie dough, bake and eat them whole together,
but first we’ll rock and roll together,
you and fucking you and fucking you and fucking you and me